10 Signs of a childless couple

1o ways to know you're encountering a childless couple:

1. They buy a happy meal for their dog.
2. They walk along way out of the way to avoid the baby isle in Wal-mart.
3. They stop to play with all of the toys as if they are marketed towards them.
4. They go on tropical vacations on Christmas day.
5. They force their dog to go down the slide and ride the merry-go-round at the park.
6. The dog has more toys & clothes than their nieces & nephews.
7. The dog has his/her own chair in the livingroom.
8. They eat ice cream for dinner.
9. They've never watched the wiggles, dora, or barney.
10. They use these terms on a daily basis: R.E., IVF, DNC, & ICPC and know exactly what they mean.